Daffy Snaps

As a kid, I was a big fan of Looney Tunes. I used to watch The Bugs Bunny and Roadrunner Show for hours after finishing my homework. I loved seeing Bugs Bunny screwing around with Elmer Fudd, and Wile E. Coyote getting crushed by anvils. One day, I was doing work on the computer, when Looney Tunes came to my mind. I didn’t wanna watch the nowadays garbage like “The Looney Tunes Show”, that was being shown on television. I searched up for some Looney Tunes cartoons on the ‘net. All I could find was the new garbage, or uploads that had been taken down by Warner Bros. I dug deep, and found this weird website, but hey, there was a download for a bunch of Looney Tunes cartoons! Hoping to relieve my youth, I downloaded it. When I opened the folder, I realized something, all the cartoons were in an unknown format, except one… “Daffy Snaps” I clicked on it, this one was one of the late 60’s ones, where Daffy was paired with Speedy Gonzales, judging by the abstract “w7” logo. The familiar opening melody was really off, like the composers were in a rush. The title appeared, there were no credits present, just the words, “Daffy Snaps” The cartoon started with Daffy chasing Speedy. No music was played. The characters were more off-model than usual. Speedy had a frightened look on his face, as opposed to the smile he always had. Speedy stopped at a wall, Daffy arrived with a bat. The mouse begged for his life, but Daffy just laughed. His laugh didn’t sound like Mel at all, it sounded like someone else really laughing like a maniac. I was hoping this was just a joke, as the directors liked to play jokes sometimes. I was wrong, Daffy started beating Speedy until he was a mushy pile of flesh and blood. Daffy then realized what he had done. He screamed, and started to run. It then cut to a shot of his house, Daffy was sitting on his bed, thinking. He started to go crazy, he took a match, and tossed it on the floor. His house caught on fire. All that duck could do was laugh. Daffy was shown getting burned and deformed by the fire, but still laughing. After the house burnt down, all that was left was remnants of the bed and a corpse of a black duck, his eyeballs were missing, and his beak was cracked. Some lullaby was playing in the background, as the scene faded to white. The song continued playing, as crude handwriting appeared saying “Death is the best gift” I was traumatized, my childhood was burnt into ash… just like Daffy’s house… I have become really paranoid, to the point where people think I’m schizophrenic. I have recently bought a matchbox